MLG National anthem
The United States of America, definitely the greatest country in the world,
a great country that is losing its potential.
We hear it all the time.
Hillary is a liar, Trump is racist, Obama needs to go.
The US are struggling.
But what if there was a man who could save America once and for all?
The citizens of America, meet your next president, John Scarce.
An athlete.
A trained military soldier.
One with the nature.
A THICC, handsome boy.
The hero that America deserves.
John Scarce 2016 - Make America crazy again!
Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here, and today we have a new speech.
Actually today guys, I want to announce that I'm running as the President of the United States.
Yeah that's right guys, I know it sounds fucking crazy and absolutely insane, but this is just how it is.
So yeah guys, I just want to say that I have a lot of reforms planned for my Presidency,
so there's just a bunch of reforms I have planned for today.
If I get elected, I might do a double presidential term of office guys.
So yeah guys definitely look forward to that, I'm probably going to have a double term of office, and let's just get into it.
And for the first story today guys, this one actually comes from Russia.
Now you guys probably know Russia, it's a pretty big country, has over 143 million people in it.
Just a very, very insanely big country, has a lot of people in it.
So the news came out today that Vladimir Putin himself and Russia is actually banning Pornhub.
That's right guys, they're actually banning Pornhub on the entire territory of Russia
Yes guys, Pornhub the famous porn website, you probably know what it is. The place where I come all the time to jerk off.
Oh sorry, I think I wasn't supposed to say that.
But yeah, like Vladimir Putin himself ACTUALLY banned Pornhub in Russia, like it's absolutely fucking crazy guys, like I don't know why the fuck he would do that.
But I just want to say, if I get elected as the POTUS, I will never condone this kind of behavior,
and I will always let the people of America jerk off [to] what they want to.
And the second story for the day guys actually comes to us from Kim Jong-un.
You guys probably know who Kim Jong-un is, he's the leader of North Korea.
Basically, a god to almost 25 million people. An extremely popular person, probably not as popular as PewDiePie though.
But what's been happening is that there were actually reports that there are apparently death camps actually existing in North Korea.
So actually, I follow Kim Jong-un on Twitter, he follows me back,
and I DM'd him and asked him: 'Yo dude, do you have death or concentration camps in your country?'
And he said 'no', so that couldn't mean that he doesn't, it's not that he would lie to me or something like that.
So yeah guys, this is pretty much all for the news today.
However, I want to mention that the first reform I'm going to be doing when I actually get elected,
is that I'm going to make wearing flannels and plain shirts obligatory in all the territory of the US.
So, look forward to that guys.
And yeah, that's pretty much all for the speech today guys. I definitely look forward to moving into the Oval Office
because, uh, I really like the name, the name 'The Oval Office'
really, it's really, it's kind of like fits the shape of my body, so it's-it's really great for me.
And yeah guys, thank you so much for listening to my speech today, I'm definitely going to be having a second term of service,
and so you know, look forward to that.
And yeah guys, thank you so much for listening and peace.
Alright guys, so that just happened. Uh, hopefully you did enjoy.
This is kind of like a different type of video, you know, not something that I usually make.
But you know, I just want to bring some more variety to the channel, maybe try to make something new and original or some shit like that.
You know, not just upload a random commentary every single day,
so sometimes I'm going to mix it up with videos like these.
So hopefully you do enjoy, and if you did enjoy this video, a like would be much appreciated,
that way I will know that you kind of like this format and these kind of like parody videos or whatever,
and I'm going to continue making more of these.
So yeah, once again the response on this video will actually let me know if I should make more stuff like this,
so I don't know, maybe a little bit of comedy or some shit like that. (laughs)
So yeah, thank you guys so much for watching this video, and I will see you in the next one.
Peeeeeeeeeeace.